From 1912 to 1917, Keystone Kops were the funniest act in Hollywood. 100 years later, not so much.
Benny Gondola was mortified after he opened the door on a Saturday morning. Expecting Jehovah’s Witnesses, and armed to pepper spray them if necessary, he was instead confronted by the dreaded Time Police. In unison, the two Time Policemen said, “You’re under arrest.”
Benny could not speak. He was beyond flabbergasted, yet he uttered, “For what? I haven’t done anything wrong.”
This is exactly what time travel looks like.
I have been drifting through time of late, and it is unsettling. What I did minutes ago seems like weeks ago, and what I just did hasn’t happened yet. It’s enough to drive one mad. This is what happens when you reach a time coordinate in which you did not exist. There are many rules to time travel, follow them or die.
Time travel for dummies. Am I right?
It happened again, and Tom The Tinkerer® was sick of it. For God’s sake, a grown-ass man should be able to take a nap without slipping through the time stream. Regardless, he dealt with it; he had to.
The band Rush said it, so it must be true. “The world is, the world is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his skies are wide.”
He was feeling more than uneasy. You would too, if you were transported 528 years from the past. Not only that, he was hungry, as in very. His stomach growled so loud; it shook his body.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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