Thank God we are not responsible for our ancestors. Can you imagine having to apologize for all the stupid things they did?
We Are So Stupid, By We, I Mean You
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Tag Archives: Word of the day
A Prayer For Alabama
Shape-wise, not as sexy as Florida, but very practical.
Dear Lord,
I know it’s been a spell since we last spoke like this, aside from the more than rare damn it, sakes, for the love of, and fuck me a new eyehole. For using your name in such flippant vain, forgive me. Just so we’re clear, I’m pretty sure we are good now. After all, that’s your thing: forgive and forget. Or was that Shakespeare? I digress.
The Bird and The Wolf
Only two animals were harmed during the making of this picture.
Two baby birds were screaming bloody murder from their nest high up in the tree. It was a mess, embryonic goo and eggshells all over the place. It smelled pretty funky too, dried twigs and bird droppings. One unhatched egg sat between them. [SAD STORY, SPOILER ALERT: That egg is never going to hatch, which is sad. It could’ve been the bird that saved humanity as we know it.]
We Live In Sludge
SPOILER ALERT: Is that the same stuff they make kickballs out of?
Perspective can be a preposterous subject. For example, if we go back 20 years to 1997, and pitched the idea of a reality TV personality becoming the President of the United States of America, you would have a sit-com appropriate for NBC’s must-see Thursday night. Keep in mind, 1997 had these reality shows: Real World, Cops, America’s Most Wanted, The Crocodile Hunter, Expedition Robinson, and the WWF.
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