Peanut Butter & Jelly & Hollywood Nights by BOB SEGER Vs. CADILLAC DON & J-MONEY

Peanut Butter & Jelly & Hollywwod NIghts

When we speak of the Bob Seger, it’s easy to meander about our disdain for the “music”, and at times the “man”. It’s easy to say, “I’ll tell you what, I really hate that mother fucking turd ball.” It’s understandable. He was everywhere, and often; he was over-rated, played out, and he still is. Frankly, “Like A Rock” is the second worst song, next to “We Built This City” by Starship.

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Lo And Behold, A New Hero Cometh

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“This is what it sounds like, when Silver Age Aquaman dies.”

After the strategic assassination of The Silver Age Aquaman®, it was just a matter of time before the United Villain Front™, led by current president of the United States, Donald Trump, systematically picked off The Superhero Society Force™. 80% of The Force™ were downed in one fell swoop at the funeral. It was sneaky how the bad guys planted a neutralizing dirty bomb on the corpse. Now, most of the heroes were either dead, maimed, incarcerated, crippled, or worse. It mattered naught, for the bottom line was, they were worthless against this powerful organized UVF™. The remaining heroes tried to invent a battle cry based around their 20% status to no avail.

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The Man And The Road

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The dreaded fork in the road. 

The weary traveler approached a fork in the road. For the last hour, he had been contemplating this tremendous decision. It had taken a toll on his health. He hated making choices. To complicate matters, one path led to certain painful death, while the other to safe passage.

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Dance Like No One Cares

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“Memory loss who?” “Memory loss.” “Memory loss who?” “Memory loss.” “Memory loss who?” “Memory loss.” from Edward Albee’s Knock Knock Jokes With The Alzheimer’s

He was doing what he loved most: counting and cleaning. It gave him a real sense of purpose. This was a good day for Thurston. He dreamed of being an accountant, he settled for guessing one’s age and weight at carnivals. He was good at it.

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