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I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better even if I don't.

“Miss You Smooth” by ROB THOMAS WITH SANTANA Vs. THE ROLLING STONES

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“We haven’t finished yet. It’s still too early to talk about the Stones’ legacy. There’s one thing that we haven’t yet achieved and that’s to really find out how long you can do this. It’s still such a joy to play with this band that you can’t really let go of it.” @officialKeef

There are so many things incongruous about this tweet from Keith Richards, but it’s all above water. People are living longer, and this is the price we pay for it. Don’t get me wrong, I like the Rolling Stones, but the younger vital version. The geriatric group is a whole different can of beans, no longer edible.

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It Is Too Bad Kavanaugh Doesn’t Rhyme With Smug Privileged Asshole Liar

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This horrific no-look pass is the greatest sports blooper of the decade.

My intention was to chronicle the demise of American democracy using the classic form of art, the epic poem. I wanted to heighten the moment in the vein of Homer’s “Iliad” or T.S. Eliot’s “The Wasteland” or Pauly Shore’s “He Who Farts Loudest Has The Final Laugh”. Sadly, I do not have the time or the rhymes necessary to take on such a large task for a mere audience of six or so.

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Sisterhood Of The Traveling Rants

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Blistered sisters administer verbal fisticuffs to the White man’s sinister twisted passive/aggressive laws that benefit only them.

“Never in my life have I met such cantankerous men,” Dolores Regan had to catch her breath before she could continue, “One can’t help but wonder what sort of upbringing could rear such contempt. If I had to guess, it’s years of coddling bedwetting.”

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Time And Time Again

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Unless you want to be an ostracized anomaly, wormholes should be avoided at all cost.

Patty Duke was so angry. She was beside herself, both literally and figuratively. She made the grave error of time traveling to the future and meeting her future self. If there should ever be an amended Ten Commandments, the eleventh would most certainly be: Thou shalt avoid oneself whilst time traveling.

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