It’s probably the optimism speaking, but Rush and Ed Sheeran may be the 21st century’s new peanut butter and jelly. By optimism, I mean I’m buzzed on cough syrup and crack.
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Get woke here first! Penguin porn is making a big comeback in 2020.
If the penguins at the zoo seemed to be acting suspicious this morning, it was because they were. They were planning either a heist or a revolution leading to a coup, whichever occurred first. At the risk of sounding like a close-minded penguinist, it should be cited that all penguins are lazy. Happenstance dictates their behavior. Furthermore, they all look the same, smell like rotting fish and sponge off unemployment like nobody’s business.
The American badger can not only rip a human’s head off, it is responsible for 80% of robo-calls.
Aaron Watershow was about to get married for the eighth time. He was only 27 years old. In a nutshell, he had serious commitment issues. To shed further light on his shortcomings, it must be revealed that he was raised by loving badgers, after being abandoned in the wild northwest by loopy hippy parents.
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