Things You Don’t Know Will Come Back And Bite You In The Ass, Hard!

Posted on September 25, 2018 by sungmokoo

Had I known this toy of tomfoolery could cause immediate eye cancer, I would probably be in prison.

There was a time before the Pope took a shit in the woods, beside a patient overly under-rated bear. It was a time when it was a mandatory skill set to know your history, as well as memorizing the National Anthem, that “Star Spangled Whatever” tune. It was a time when every American government official, especially the president knew these important facts. The accumulation of all this was what made you a proud American. At the risk of coming off an inane fuck stick, I must ask, what were we so proud of?

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The Terms They Are A-Changin’

Posted on September 19, 2018 by sungmokoo

Trump’s White Male House makes sure he umlauts his e’s as well as dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s. Image Source.

For a while now, I have referred to Trump as current ~~president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe, but that ends today. As you can see from my opening sentence, he will simply be called Trump, just like his gaudy pointless towers. It’s a shame they are still a source of income. I look forward to the day those ugly edifices are beautified with boards indicating closure and bankruptcy.

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Mascot Boycott

Posted on September 14, 2018 by sungmokoo

A rich history of how “the man” don’t give a shit when it comes to pillaging and stealing a man’s home, and following it up with a good dose of racism.

After eleven years without a team mascot, The University Of Illinois Urbana-Champaign is in the process of adopting a new one. In 2007, Chief Illiniwek was retired, after decades of heated debate with the NCAA over whether their representation of Illiniwek was hostile and abusive to the indigenous American Indians. I understand both sides. I know how much it hurts after being called a Chinky Chinky Gook Celestial Nip a few times. I also know that it is more important to preserve the integrity of a copyrighted logo over the dignity of a race. As we are all well aware, this is how privileged people do. There is no morality when it comes to making money.

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So Mean And Stupid

Posted on September 12, 2018 by sungmokoo

Fighting climate change and Hurricane Florence with his pathetic swing.

With each passing day of this current administration, one cannot help but wonder how someone can still be so mean and stupid. In so many words, I mean to call out that he’s a petty cheap liar with no sense of self-awareness. How dare this incompetent fuck give himself an A-plus rating for his job with handling Puerto Rico? In any other classroom, he would fail for not showing up.

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