Which Side Are You On?

There is absolutely no doubt about it; we currently live in a very divided country. It makes me more anxious than a bedroom full of orphans on Christmas Eve after they are promised a visit from Santa Claus. You can feel the tension in the air and airwaves. It is omnipresent.

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So you’re thinking about executing the Irish goodbye

It’s peculiar that the following instructions on something so Irish in nature are written by a Korean guy. It’s like the most extreme pacifist teaching you how to kill someone in less than three seconds. Google it, it’s happened.

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My bad, Mr. James Brown, my bad.

My feelings are best summed up by Arthur Fonzarelli, from Happy Days, a television show about a Wisconsin family in the ’50s, which aired in the ’70s, not to be confused with That ’70s Show, a television show about a Wisconsin family in the ’70s, which aired in the ’90s, “I was wr–… I was whirrrr–… I was wuh… Cunningham, tell them what I really mean.”

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A Proper Bucket List

“You say you’re even thinkin’ ’bout dying.
Well, before you do anything rash, dig this.”

The Main Ingredient, 1972

I get it, if you’re not thinking about food or sex, you’re probably thinking about dying. It’s nothing to be ashamed about, everybody’s doing it. In fact, just by living, you are actually dying. The only people that are going to live forever are Dick Cheney and “Fame“of song, movie, and TV.

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