It is time to congregate, for this is no time to be divided. Division is for the suckers who don’t know their life is nearly at an end. No, we must unite, very much like the forced congregation of The Clash and Blue Öyster Cult right here, right now in this here mash-up.
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What sort of stupid name is that?” asked Astral Projection out loud, even though he was obviously alone. His face obscured by a failing newspaper, he continued to prattle. “What sort of name is Dingus? Dingus O’Hara? That can’t be right. It’s… it’s too moronic.” He put down the paper with the impact of disgust; his eyes darted across the dingy kitchenette following a trail of nothing to the garbage can, to where the cat used to eat. He suffered from a mild condition commonly known as cat vision flashback. It is the imaginary peripheral vision, an instinctive blur etched forever from owning and being conditioned by a cat.
“We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious loss of hair on many sides, on many sides.” Image Source
Dear current president of the United States, Donald Trump,
Before I ask my question, I would like to commend you on finally acknowledging your hair-challenged scalp. It’s nice that you are expanding your repertoire of bullying, lying, blaming, no-colluding/really colluding, groping, tweeting, and golfing. Self-deprecation must be difficult for you, especially with those small hands, smaller brain and that microscopic black withering thing that pumps blood through your body. I found that you’re actual quote, “I try like hell to hide that bald spot,” could have been better. Here’s a suggestion: Bad hair day? More like, bad hair life. Lock her up.
You’re welcome.
Judge Rho-Bot X-14 is tough, but fair.
Judge Rho-Bot X-14 slammed her shiny silver gavel fist, soon after there was order in the court.
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