What The Hell Do You Expect?

Posted on August 27, 2018 by sungmokoo

In the same way bad Catholic priests think about sexually abusing defenseless children, Trump thinks about collusion and oligarchs.

To be clear, I’d like to make sure we are talking about the same person. Are we on the same page dedicated to current ~~president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe, Donald “Disaster Ass” Trump? If so, it’s time to wake the fuck up; as in this is the real world where old dogs don’t learn new tricks, they die ignorantly and complain about it the whole damn way, and new tricks are for up and coming prostitutes. To expect anything else is lethally naïve.

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Correct Me If I’m Wrong, But Is That Irony?

Posted on August 23, 2018 by sungmokoo

Trump famously demonstrating fear and how to orgasm at the same time in front of united Caucasians. Image Source

It is no secret that I am whole-heartedly opposed to current ~~president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe, Donald “Father of asshole, Donald Trump Jr.” Trump. My enormous disdain must be similar to how slave owners felt about Abraham Lincoln, or how white supremacists felt about Barack Obama. But that is neither here nor there.

What is here and there is how much I despise this walking piece of garbage appropriately named Trump.

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Introducing Rudy Giuliani In The Role Of Television Attorney Of Law

Posted on August 20, 2018 by sungmokoo

If this guy wasn’t somebody, he would just be someone’s crazy grandfather.

If I have learned anything in the last two years, it is this: if you’re going to be a lying-all-the-time lowlife liar, you need a good lawyer. If you’re worst than that, you need a good TV lawyer. Of course I am speaking of ~~current president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe Donald “Jag Off” Trump and his spin doctor/untruthful representative/TV lawyer, Rudy Giuliani.

Before proceeding, it is important to clarify. There is no such thing as perjury on television. The only true crime is low ratings. A TV lawyer doesn’t have to be competent, just entertaining. It helps if you have animated facial expressions that resemble someone having a stroke. The more you can repeat a lie, the more you shadow the truth.

Keeping all this in mind, this is what would happen if someone ever accused Trump of being a cannibal.

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“Take The Money And Run, It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” by R.E.M. Vs. STEVE MILLER BAND

Posted on August 2, 2018 by sungmokoo

REM - SMB
The following mash up may be the explanation for the behavior of thin-orange-skinned president of ~~the United States~~ himself, Donald “Dumb Dumb” Trump. It seems impossible for someone to lie so much without some sort of motivation. Any sane person might feel the tiniest bit of shame, but because he knows that it’s the end of the world, he feels fine and doesn’t care.

Who am I kidding? Regardless of the well-being of the world, this is Trump. This is how he rolls. He’s a greedy fuck face who has no compunction raping the world with his tiny hands that have never seen a day’s work. Ask anyone, he is a renowned bed wetter. Instead of remorse, he is filled with privilege. Instead of shame, he screams for his mommy. When one can rationalize the embarrassing arrested development day in and day out of waking up in a pool of urine for 72 years, the end result is Trump. When shitty behavior is ignored and cleaned up by the hired help, you are creating a monster. This is a mind set created by the Scrooges, Mr. Potters and Dick Cheneys of this damn capitalistic world. By the way, all known bed wetters.

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