Godzilla And The Tenor

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Godzilla shows off by playing the dreaded and difficult barred B flat seventh chord.

A touring American tenor arrived in a small Japanese village. He claimed to be the greatest singer in the entire world. His mission was simple: to grace the villagers with his beautiful voice, in return for a meal fit for a king. Before proceeding further, it is imperative to point out that Japan does not accept such boastful words without merit, it needs to be earned, backed up. In short, prove it or lose it. With this, a competition was decreed to prove once and for all, who had the best singing voice.

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“Unbelievable By Godzilla” by GODZILLA Vs. EMF

Godzilla - EMF
This is what happens when Godzilla joins ’90s English one-hit wonder band, EMF, not to be confused with electromagnetic field. Instead of the lyrics “Unbelievable”, it’s “Squeeonk-ble”.

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e.e. cummings Recites “as freedom is a breakfastfood” While Playing Ping-Pong With Godzilla by e.e. cummings Vs. Godzilla

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Little is known (Actually, there is a wealth of information, but for my purposes, they are rendered moot.) about postmodern poet, e.e. cummings. All you need to know is: it is with the same arrogance in which cummings will not acknowledge upper case letters that he approached his slightly better than average ping pong skills. It is with this similar blindness he supported Joseph McCarthy and the Republican Party.

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In Godzilla© We Trust Or Godzilla Damn It, Where’s My Fries?

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The concept for Godzilla© Week arose from my need to separate my thoughts from America’s current leadership. It is virtually impossible to go 15 minutes without thinking about that orange dictator-wannabe. Being a non-Caucasian American, this putrid Putin puppet crybaby both infuriates and frightens me. Comic book version of Godzilla™ best sums it up, “Squeeonk!”

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