Time Is An Asshole

Posted on April 30, 2019 by sungmokoo

A stitch in time, time flies, time is like a river, time and time again, time heals, fuck you time, fuck you, you lousy fuck!

Let me make myself perfectly clear, time is not a racist and does not give two shits about you, whether you’re black, white, yellow, brown, red, or any combination thereof. Time will beat the living shit out of you and you can’t do anything about it. It just marches forward in calculated goose steps, never looking back. It will always disregard the courtesy of leave no man behind. If time shows prejudice to anyone, it is the elderly.

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Rabies, It’s You

Posted on April 29, 2019 by sungmokoo

To best understand rabies, this is a dog in paralytic post-furious stage, like Bruce Banner moments before he turns into The Incredible Hulk.

Tyke was born the runt of a litter of beagles. He was lucky to have survived. He was partially eaten by his mother, thus he only had three legs. If not for the timely intervention of a vet, he could have easily been a paraplegic or worse.

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“Enter Eleanor Sandman” by METALLICA Vs. THE BEATLES

Posted on April 28, 2019 by sungmokoo

Beatles - Metallica
It’s that time of year when we just wait for our environment to settle down and take what we can, even if it is bolted to the ground.

Now a mash up.

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“Whole Lotta Gratitude” by LED ZEPPELIN Vs. BEASTIE BOYS

Posted on April 27, 2019 by sungmokoo

Zeppelin - Beastie Boys
With a whole lotta gratitude, he said, “I love how it’s snowing today after a week of beautiful spring days.” He concluded with a loud snort, and rolled over to fall back asleep.