Inconsequential Tripe

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A 1970 photo opportunity, as they were called then. One would resign in 1974 to avoid certain impeachment, the other would resign on a toilet in 1977.

Every so often an expression comes along that is so stupid, you begin to hate anyone who uses it. And of course, because it’s such a damn catchphrase, you eventually use it yourself, and nothing good ever happens when you hate yourself. Here’s a recap of trite truisms: It is what it is. Life’s a bitch and then you die. Life’s a bitch and then you marry her. YOLO. Don’t worry, be happy. Life’s a beach. Life’s a beach and then you marry her. Shit happens. It’s like rain on your wedding day. Today, it is the nothingburger.

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The Metamorphosis

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The Japanese cockroach is much better at math and science than the lazy American cockroach.

The truth was very simple. Audrey Gilbehart gave up. She was done. It was official. She no longer gave an iota of fuck.

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“The Canary In A Coal Mine”

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The silence grew as suspicious eyes darted around the small waiting room, for there was another presence, and it was disgusting. Someone had callously expelled flatus through his or her anus. An educated guess was that the gas originated from either Mexican or Korean cuisine. No one dared speak because of the old adage, he who smelt it, dealt it. By this law, everyone was a suspect.

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“More Sonic Than Wind Feeling” by BOSTON Vs. CALEXICO

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In the not so distant future, the kindest robot was about to change its/his name after uncovering a most terrible truth. Goodbye Adolf Hitler, hello Larry Alder.

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