The mall died for your sins of frugality.
Blaine Howell stood in front of what once was The As Seen On Television™ store; his eyes wide with a mixture of disbelief and disappointment. He whispered gruffly, “God damn you e-commerce. You’re as heartless as a hurricane. You don’t care what you destroy. Do you? Do you?!”
Fighting climate change and Hurricane Florence with his pathetic swing.
With each passing day of this current administration, one cannot help but wonder how someone can still be so mean and stupid. In so many words, I mean to call out that he’s a petty cheap liar with no sense of self-awareness. How dare this incompetent fuck give himself an A-plus rating for his job with handling Puerto Rico? In any other classroom, he would fail for not showing up.
Plastic surgery is like a box of chocolates ravaged in a microwave oven. Just saying.
A parade of ambulance chasers formed a long line outside of Stephanie Kim’s hospital room. She had just received cosmetic surgery to make her inferior Asian eyes bigger (her thoughts, not mine). She wanted less almond-shaped, and more walnut. In three words, she got fucked. If you were inclined to add a fourth word, royally!
The NFL season is upon us. If you are anti-Trump, turn it on. If ratings go up, I have to imagine the baby will soil his diapers and go volcanic. Sad. By the way, here is a mash up.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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