The Birds And Obese

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Butterflies are fortunate in being beautiful, because aside from that, they are useless ignoramuses. A species that serves absolutely no purpose. They are the equivalent to hardened snot on a door handle. Interesting at first, then disturbing.

He could not bear to open his eyes while he ate his lunch. Technically, this was his post-breakfast, appetizer to lunch. With his eyes closed, he took a huge bite from a bacon cheeseburger. All his senses were heightened. The smell of charred beef, so blissfully right. The sound of meat surrendering to his gnashing teeth. The taste, oh dear Lord, the sweet sweet taste. The sensual slow drip of the grease past his wrist, and down his arm, inching towards his elbow. If he had concentrated a little more with his sense of touch, he would have felt the constricting of his arteries near his heart.

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More Untold Tales Of Dead Presidents

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“Millard Fillmore was so ugly, his parents had to tie a steak around his neck so the cannibals would talk to him.”

So many people don’t know this, and you know who you are, and you didn’t know this. There were many presidents of the United States, and so many are no longer alive. Not all of them are on our currency either. Contrary to belief, all presidents were not created equal. So much of this is unknown to a tremendous part of the population. Probably you. Especially you. Where are you? Come up here. Come on.

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Everything Sold Is New Again

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Sir Henry Saville died as he lived, under the constant pressure of a deadline.

Sir Henry Saville slurped in the drool, which attached his face to the manuscript on the desk. The overwhelmed writer had fallen asleep while attempting to finish the first draft of The Bible as ordered by King James of England. The last thing he remembered was his vision blurring, seeing double, then quadruple, and the darkness of slumber.

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“Little Daughter Creep” by RADIOHEAD Vs. T BONE BURNETT

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It was very apparent that the man was dying and these were going to be his final words. “No matter what you do, finish high school. Don’t ever mess with the Coreys, they will destroy your life, especially Core…” He passed with his eyes open and an odd twist on his blue lips.

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