That Cocktail Party

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The latest gateway to harder things.

“I am so mad at you.” Simon wagged his finger at Phil as he waddled over to the bar.

Phil was dumbfounded, so much so, the mouthful of warm gin martini spilled from his slack-jawed mouth. He slurped and looked upward, which was a part of his thinking process, and replayed the last three years of his life. His memories only consisted of hours in his work cubicle playing Spider Solitaire™ on his computer and that one fateful day at the golf course. He instinctively frowned and slugged down the rest of his drink.

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The Infallible Lester Holt

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Have you ever seen Lester Holt in the same room with the Avengers’ Vision? I didn’t think so.

It is peculiar how NBC®, the network, and not the organization No Blank Checks, a subsidiary of the FDIC®, the banking institution, and not the Fucking Dicks In Charge has been polluting the airwaves with ads pointing out the human side of their current anchorman, Lester Holt. It is as if they doth protest too much, as if covering up the fact that he is not human.

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“Fly Me To The Moon, Psycho Killer” by TALKING HEADS Vs. FRANK SINATRA

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David Byrne, one time member of Talking Heads, is currently touring America promoting his latest release, “American Utopia”. I recommend that you get out of your safety bubble and give it a listen. It’s good.

Frank Sinatra, one time member of The Rat Pack, is currently decomposing. He has been doing so since 1998. He was nicknamed “Old Blue Eyes”, back when he was amongst the living. If I had to surmise, his blue eyes are gone and replaced by maggots and worms.

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“I’m The Man Who Murdered Love, The Moonage Daydream” by DAVID BOWIE Vs. XTC

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If I had to choose a mentor, it would either be Andy Partridge of XTC or David Bowie. Since one is no longer alive, hello Mr. Partridge.

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