Never in a million trillion gazillion years, could I have imagined this day. Me, a 55 year old man, making a mash up using a song performed by Miley Cyrus, former Disney TV star from the show, I Heart Carly Banana Montana, and daughter of Billy Ray “Achy Breaky Heart” Cyrus. I am aware that it is not correct on any level. It is inexplicable.
Yet, it is odd that I have no compunction at all about using a gooey Pat Benatar ballad.
Erykah Badu, sister of Yabbada, sings “Honey” on top of Penelope Jones’ sampled loop of “Loving You” by Minnie Riperton. Here’s a little trivia, Maya Rudolph is the daughter of Minnie Riperton. Another bit of trivia, Erykah Badu was born Erica Abi Wright. She does not have a sister named Yabbada. In fact, it was a slight attempt at humor, for if you say it out loud, Yabbada Badu is a catchphrase made famous by cartoon caveman, Fred Flintstone.
“Frankly, what I really meant was this: I’m going to put up the best, the most beautiful Trump Towers up in Moscow. It will be unbelievable. Better than the wall, trust me.”
We are witnessing the greatest debacle of America’s history unraveling before our very eyes. Of course, I am talking about that odd pompadour-style do atop current president of the United States, himself, “Dippity Don’t” Donald Trump. What was that? Seriously, is this the hair we wear these days when attending a Helsinki Summit? Was this supposed to be some kind of show of strength over the lack of hair of your boss-hope-to-be-buddy, ex-KGB, Russian dictator, Vladimir “Invalid” Putin? If so, better luck next time. Propecia™-generated hair is never a symbol of strength. It is like bringing your mother’s balls to a knife fight. It’s gross, and mostly stupid.
So current president of the United States himself, “Dodgy Traitor” Donald Trump met with dictator of Russia, Vladimir “Vlasic® Dill” Putin, in Helsinki today. I have never heard so many Americans say the word disgrace this many times in my lifetime. Wow, we are truly going to Russia in a handbasket. And now, Alicia Keys.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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