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I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better even if I don't.

All Apologies

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As the tension builds, to avoid violence and abuse, here are my apologies and excuses. As the tension builds, to avoid violence and abuse, here are my apologies and excuses.

I would like to apologize for my attack on Thompson Twins yesterday. It was unjust and cowardly. In these post-Charlottesville days, it is too easy to forget that celebrities have innocent families that have nothing to do with the artless tripe created. I would like to clarify that I have no hard feelings against their offspring, only their fucking ancestors who begat them.

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“Hold Me Now And Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around” by STEVIE NICKS & TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS Vs. THOMPSON TWINS

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My disdain for Thompson Twins began on September 24, 1982. I was at the Aragon Ballroom to see Joe Jackson on the Night And Day tour. As the anticipation grew, the lights went down, and Thompson Twins took the stage. I was horrified as three stupid “new wave” haircuts began to prance around, out of sync on stage with tambourines and cowbells while a live band accompanied them from behind a screen. As they played on, I hoped that someone would pelt them into unconsciousness, anything to stop this ridiculous posturing. Thank God, Joe Jackson’s set washed that horrible taste out of my mouth.

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Fighting Fire With Ire

Piss me off once, shame on you. Piss me off twice, shame on me. Piss me off a thousand times… I must be talking about current president of the United (Not really) States, Dummkopf, or Dumbhead, Donald Trump. I think it is only fair to retaliate in kind. If I can anger that asswipe-wannabe (See what I did there? I’m implying that he’s not even good enough to be an asswipe.) a fraction as much as he’s done to me, I’m good.

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Trump doing what he does best: annoying an American.

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“Kids On A Crazy Train” by OZZY OSBOURNE Vs. MGMT

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In 1980, Ozzy Osbourne unleashed “Crazy Train” on an unsuspecting world, and no, that is not some wild euphemism. Decades later, he would offend the same unsuspecting world with a reality television show about his dysfunctional family. Other notable events, he was in Black Sabbath, he bit the head off a few bats, and he attempted to kill his wife. I’m not a gambling man (I am), but I would bet the bank that he’s got a reserved parking space in hell.

In 2007, MGMT gave us “Kids”. At the risk of sounding callous, beyond that, who cares? Really. There’s more important things happening in this world than knowing what limp MGMT is up to. Case in point, they released a new album in February 2018 to an uncaring audience.

In 2018, DJ Sung Mo Koo enforces an “Ebony And Ivory” sort of thing with the following mash up. Do some math!

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