An Untold Tale Of Sgt. Rock®

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Where the damn hell am I? What the damn hell is this? The last thing I remember was fighting the dreaded Ratzis in France and ohhhh… Yeah, there was an explosion, followed by some crazy glowing dame taking me by the hand and yanking me into a freaking time portal. There’s my where and when, but what? What the damn hell is this?

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Meow Kampf Mofo

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“Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.” Image Source

 

2010 was a weird year for me. I had just adopted a kitten and he looked a lot like a certain führer. I was warned over and over again by all my friends, but in a classic typical me move, my cartoonish pride made me deaf to all those fucking idiots, and I went ahead and named my cat Adolf Hitler, Hitler for short. In retrospect, I shouldn’t have.

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If I Could Turn Back Time

If I could find a way, my destination would be 1972. Why? Because I want to see for myself through these adult eyes if the world was really as keen/neat/cool as I remembered it as a ten-year-old.

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