Jonesin’ Up With The Joneses

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Suburban life is like a dog’s life, sometimes you get fleas, and you can always get a flea collar.  Image Source.

 

 

According to the neighbors, Richard Walk’s lawn was unacceptable and unsightly, in short, too ugly and not living up to the standards of Pleasant Hills. The message came in the form of a yellow Post-It Note™ on the front door; it read: Cut your lawn or MOVE! Richard Walk was forewarned about the petty passive/aggressive nature of this suburb. Like most ignorant people, he laughed it off without considering the consequences.

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Most Likely To Be Bilked

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“You are so 1921, Monica Adderley, so 1921.”

If it was necessary to label her shortcomings, everyone would agree, Monica Adderley was too trusting. On one hand, it was life affirming to see such naiveté in a harsh jaded world; on the other hand, it was stupid.

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The President And The Tailor

 

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Considering this hidden message of white power, we must thank God for laws, otherwise who knows what this guy would do or eat.

The president was unhappy. He had a profound craving. One Crave Case™ later, he still felt the emptiness accompanied with the gastric uneasiness of 30 sliders. It was as plain as the enormous girth around his waist; he was unfulfilled.

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The Dog And His Reflection

The Dog And His Reflection
As the dog’s lungs filled with water, it’s last dying thought or scent was peanut butter.

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