Fan Fiction with McGruff, Garofalo, & Ruffalo™

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And so it came to be, McGruff the Crime Dog™ known for taking a bite out of crime had fallen out of favor and out of a job. Representing crime prevention was a sweetheart deal, and with it, came a healthy lifestyle that unemployment was not going to support.

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The Banana and The Monkey

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The banana was complacent in the sun, basking in its luxurious yellow. For the first time in its short life, it realized truth is omnipresent from within and without. This epiphany was short-lived, when a monkey devoured it whole.

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American Girl’s Moonage Daydream by TOM PETTY Vs. DAVID BOWIE

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October 20 would have been Tom Petty’s birthday. He missed it by 18 days. On the other hand, David Bowie died on January 10, two days after his birthday. Who is greater enlightened? The one who dies just before growing older, or the one who dies just after?

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E-X-P-E-C-T, Take care, TCB…

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The bleak landscape of New Jersey, USA.

Prince Stefan’s glassy eyes stared across vast flatlands filled with strip malls, parking lots, and gray skies. So this was America, the land of the free. He was, at best, underwhelmed. It was most puzzling to see so many mattress stores: Mattress Firm®, The Mattress Factory®, Sunrise Mattress®, Sleepy’s®, Raymour & Flanigan Furniture And Mattress Store®, Wholesale Mattress®, Bruce The Bed King®, and Haz-Mattress®. He logically made the assumption that Americans loved to sleep.

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