That’s Not Funny

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The next time you laugh, pretend that you are wiping away tears of sorrow. And that, my friend, is the fine line.

Bobby Kabobby, AKA Roberta Kabobby, was convinced she would spend the rest of her days miserable and alone. For starters, being born a girl to a family that wanted a boy was a serious kick to the head, secondly, she was further cursed because her laughter sounded like crying.

This made her the most misunderstood person, which in turn, made her loneliness that much more profound. She was banned from every comedy club in North America. If funerals weren’t typically so somber, she could have found a lucrative ‘gig’.

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Laugh Last, Laugh Loud

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In a fit of wanton, yet calculated rage, Godfrey Mann donned all 26 pairs of his girlfriend’s undergarments at one time, so it would destroy the elasticity in the waist. This was a good example of his devious pettiness; kind of pointless, yet prickish. That would show her for finishing off the watermelon and watching “Game Of Thrones” without him!

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Another Day In Clown Town

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There is nothing scarier than a clown during self evaluation. Image Source

He looked at himself hard and sternly in the mirror before applying a clump of white make up to his face. Ohno The Clown was on top of his game. So much so, for the first time in the nine years of working with Cockamamie Circus Group, he did not smell the elephant manure, hay and grease paint that usually sickened him. Things were finally looking up for Ohno.

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