“Let’s Get It On Today” by SMASHING PUMPKINS Vs. MARVIN GAYE

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I’d like to think that the world would be a much better place if Marvin Gaye was still alive. I’m not sure what kind of contribution or impact Billy Corgan has made on our world being alive.

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The Dog And His Reflection

The Dog And His Reflection
As the dog’s lungs filled with water, it’s last dying thought or scent was peanut butter.

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Introducing Rudy Giuliani In The Role Of Television Attorney Of Law

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If this guy wasn’t somebody, he would just be someone’s crazy grandfather.

If I have learned anything in the last two years, it is this: if you’re going to be a lying-all-the-time lowlife liar, you need a good lawyer. If you’re worst than that, you need a good TV lawyer. Of course I am speaking of current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe Donald “Jag Off” Trump and his spin doctor/untruthful representative/TV lawyer, Rudy Giuliani.

Before proceeding, it is important to clarify. There is no such thing as perjury on television. The only true crime is low ratings. A TV lawyer doesn’t have to be competent, just entertaining. It helps if you have animated facial expressions that resemble someone having a stroke. The more you can repeat a lie, the more you shadow the truth.

Keeping all this in mind, this is what would happen if someone ever accused Trump of being a cannibal.

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“Listen Once In A Lifetime” by TALKING HEADS Vs. TALIB KWELI

Talking Heads - Talib Kweli
Current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Dork Brain” Trump is putting the super-id back into super idiot. I remember the days when if you got caught in a lie more than 100 times, like Trump has, people quit listening to you. Sad.

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