This is exactly what time travel looks like.
I have been drifting through time of late, and it is unsettling. What I did minutes ago seems like weeks ago, and what I just did hasn’t happened yet. It’s enough to drive one mad. This is what happens when you reach a time coordinate in which you did not exist. There are many rules to time travel, follow them or die.
Sign language for I am a moronic dope.
It has come to my attention that kids say the darnedest things, but more often than not, the kids don’t know when to shut the fuck up. But, it should go without saying, use your responsible adult ear filters and listen to your child when necessary. Especially when they say, “Get off me. I’m suffocating.” Or “Don’t leave me in this hot car.” Or “My left arm is going numb.”
Today is the NFL Pro Bowl game, perhaps the most important sporting event “ever”. To clarify, since “ever” is in quotes, it means it is baseless and stupid. I’d rather watch these all-stars play Bingo or compete against the winners of the Puppy Bowl.
And now, a mash up.
Let’s review this week: Trump is and always will be weak. Roger Stone is oblique. Michael Cohen is afraid to leak. Maddow is still a news geek. The logic behind the border wall is bleak. The longest government shutdown was unique. U.S. Representative Steve King is a racist.
And now, a mash up.
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