Just Another Superhero Story

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For the most part, it made perfect sense that Christopher Walker ended up being a superhero. He was white, rich, and bored, and in that order. His parents were killed by wicked carjackers when he was nine. He was raised by a pack of ninja nuns. He was a walking, living superhero origin.

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Allure For What It’s Worth by JAY-Z VS. BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD

The following mash up may contain percussive rhythms, profound rapping, and some allure, for what it’s worth. Did you know that rap is an acronym for rhythm and poetry?JayZ-Buffalo

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The Greatest Underdogs

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0-10, The Gophers were always the underdog team.

“Look, wag nuts, I want to make one thing clear. When they call us underdogs, I am fully aware that some of you think it’s a good thing. It’s not! It’s just the nice way of saying we’re nothing but losers.”

Coach Rudnick hocked up a healthy hairy loogie and spit hard, before downing a bottle of water. He looked at the empty bottle and threw it at the football players.

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Do You Remember Clutch Cargo?

I am blown away by today’s animation. This must be the same feeling cowboys had when they first saw a car. If you stop to think about it, we are looking through the eyes of an elderly cowboy in his emphysema years. Look at the advances of televisions, computers, telephones, video games, marijuana, mascots, and shopping malls. Dial-up?

 

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