Correct Me If I’m Wrong, But Is That Irony?

Posted on August 23, 2018 by sungmokoo

Trump famously demonstrating fear and how to orgasm at the same time in front of united Caucasians. Image Source

It is no secret that I am whole-heartedly opposed to current ~~president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe, Donald “Father of asshole, Donald Trump Jr.” Trump. My enormous disdain must be similar to how slave owners felt about Abraham Lincoln, or how white supremacists felt about Barack Obama. But that is neither here nor there.

What is here and there is how much I despise this walking piece of garbage appropriately named Trump.

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“Let’s Get It On Today” by SMASHING PUMPKINS Vs. MARVIN GAYE

Posted on August 21, 2018 by sungmokoo

Smashing Pumpkins - Gaye
I’d like to think that the world would be a much better place if Marvin Gaye was still alive. I’m not sure what kind of contribution or impact Billy Corgan has made on our world being alive.

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The Dog And His Reflection

Posted on August 21, 2018 by sungmokoo

The Dog And His Reflection
As the dog’s lungs filled with water, it’s last dying thought or scent was peanut butter.

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Introducing Rudy Giuliani In The Role Of Television Attorney Of Law

Posted on August 20, 2018 by sungmokoo

If this guy wasn’t somebody, he would just be someone’s crazy grandfather.

If I have learned anything in the last two years, it is this: if you’re going to be a lying-all-the-time lowlife liar, you need a good lawyer. If you’re worst than that, you need a good TV lawyer. Of course I am speaking of ~~current president of the United States himself~~ dictator wannabe Donald “Jag Off” Trump and his spin doctor/untruthful representative/TV lawyer, Rudy Giuliani.

Before proceeding, it is important to clarify. There is no such thing as perjury on television. The only true crime is low ratings. A TV lawyer doesn’t have to be competent, just entertaining. It helps if you have animated facial expressions that resemble someone having a stroke. The more you can repeat a lie, the more you shadow the truth.

Keeping all this in mind, this is what would happen if someone ever accused Trump of being a cannibal.

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