“Fly Me To The Moon, Psycho Killer” by TALKING HEADS Vs. FRANK SINATRA

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David Byrne, one time member of Talking Heads, is currently touring America promoting his latest release, “American Utopia”. I recommend that you get out of your safety bubble and give it a listen. It’s good.

Frank Sinatra, one time member of The Rat Pack, is currently decomposing. He has been doing so since 1998. He was nicknamed “Old Blue Eyes”, back when he was amongst the living. If I had to surmise, his blue eyes are gone and replaced by maggots and worms.

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“I’m The Man Who Murdered Love, The Moonage Daydream” by DAVID BOWIE Vs. XTC

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If I had to choose a mentor, it would either be Andy Partridge of XTC or David Bowie. Since one is no longer alive, hello Mr. Partridge.

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An Untold Tale Of A Dead President

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“Too busy emancipating instead of legislating.”

Many people don’t know this. Some do. Many don’t. The sixteenth president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, did a lot of different things before he was assassinated to death. So many different things. Some good, some bad. Frankly, more bad than good if you ask me. One would think, how is that even possible in such an abbreviated lifespan? How? Before we carry him on our backs and call him a hero, keep in mind, child labor was rampant under his leadership.

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With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

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An intense close-up of a Rorschach inkblot.

“Oh my sweet Jesus. This stench is unbearable… yet oddly familiar.”

Jed, a life-long criminal, was square-jawed, inching forward slowly, as Luigi, his newbie henchman, nodded continuously. If it weren’t so dark, Jed could observe Luigi’s uncomfortable posture. He was actually scared for his life, and the bobbing of his head was just an extension of his quivering body. Luigi hated dark, small, cramped places. If he had a larger vocabulary, he might have been able to admit he was claustrophobic.

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