Boo Hoo, Kavanaugh, Boo Hoo

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Kavanaugh gives the term bad actor a new post-ironic meaning. Between the two of us, he drinks a lot of water before he tells a lie. Image Source

I do not have an iota of empathy for this judge named Brett Kavanaugh. Regardless of whether he is guilty or not, his defense of himself in the court of he said/she said has been nothing short of cowardice on top of fear. He will always be a sniveling weasel who now likes beer, shortly after admitting that he did not have the time to drink with all that school on his plate. He is as credible as a stack of dead decomposing apes in a shopping mall, which is to say, what? Really? What? He consistently proves that he is a poor choice for the Supreme Court.

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Things You Don’t Know Will Come Back And Bite You In The Ass, Hard!

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Had I known this toy of tomfoolery could cause immediate eye cancer, I would probably be in prison.

There was a time before the Pope took a shit in the woods, beside a patient overly under-rated bear. It was a time when it was a mandatory skill set to know your history, as well as memorizing the National Anthem, that “Star Spangled Whatever” tune. It was a time when every American government official, especially the president knew these important facts. The accumulation of all this was what made you a proud American. At the risk of coming off an inane fuck stick, I must ask, what were we so proud of?

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The Terms They Are A-Changin’

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Trump’s White Male House makes sure he umlauts his e’s as well as dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s. Image Source.

For a while now, I have referred to Trump as current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, but that ends today. As you can see from my opening sentence, he will simply be called Trump, just like his gaudy pointless towers. It’s a shame they are still a source of income. I look forward to the day those ugly edifices are beautified with boards indicating closure and bankruptcy.

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So Mean And Stupid

 

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Fighting climate change and Hurricane Florence with his pathetic swing.

With each passing day of this current administration, one cannot help but wonder how someone can still be so mean and stupid. In so many words, I mean to call out that he’s a petty cheap liar with no sense of self-awareness. How dare this incompetent fuck give himself an A-plus rating for his job with handling Puerto Rico? In any other classroom, he would fail for not showing up.

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