“Get Down Tonight Sweet Freedom” by KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND Vs. MICHAEL MCDONALD

Posted on December 2, 2018 by sungmokoo

KC - McDonald
There was a period in pop music when it seemed like Michael McDonald was singing background vocals on every single song, from “This Is It” with Kenny Loggins to “Ride Like The Wind” with Christopher Cross to “Steal Away” with Robbie Dupree to “Peg” with Steely Dan to “You Belong To Me” with Carly Simon to “Red Streamliner” with Little Feat. Part of me is glad that this era has ended. Another part of me wishes he sang on every single song. Continue reading →

“Smells Like Teen Piggies” by NIRVANA Vs. THE BEATLES

Posted on December 1, 2018 by sungmokoo

Nirvana - Beatles
Imagine there’s no heaven, it’s easy if you try. Now imagine John Lennon and Kurt Cobain duking it out. It would not be pretty, but it could be very humorous.

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I’m A Dog Person Is Something You Will Never Hear Me Say

Posted on November 30, 2018 by sungmokoo

If it dies like a duck and hangs like a duck, it must be edible.

I have become invisible to dogs. I think it’s because I’m Korean. I would like to be clear. I am not saying all dogs are racists, though most of them are. Thus the stereotype! Then again, I am not not saying they’re racists.

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With Great Power

Posted on November 29, 2018 by sungmokoo

Courtroom artist rendering of the alleged superhero fighting crime in Chicago.

Dr. Cornelius Hamilton took a deep breath and paused, as if waiting for logic to kick him squarely in the behind and bring him back down to earth. He was more than surprised that his hands were trembling. He was actually nervous. He flexed his muscles and liked what he saw. It gave the blue and red unitard credibility to be filled out with such a sheer hard body. All the hours at the gym paid off, but not as much as the steroids. Yet, he was still filled with trepidation.

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