Damn Amnesia, Damnesia

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Like climate change, vaccines, democracy and intelligence, myths!

“You’ll need a new identity; one that won’t arouse suspicion. Yes. You will be a traveling salesman, and you will sell Bibles door to door, and your name will be Christian Day.” Bob Nobb gesticulated all over the place, while pacing. He was in hyper-brainstorming mode.

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Retro Regret

Telephone parts

Before telephones could take pictures or act as miniature computers to settle trivia bets, it only did this.

It was 1979, a time when a device was a synonym for doohickey really meaning a whatchamacallit you couldn’t comprehend. The underprivileged people of this backward decade relied solely on the landline for personal telecommunication. To put things in perspective, the computer looked like this:

1979 CoCo3system

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Laugh Last, Laugh Loud

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W.W.L.B.D.?

In a fit of wanton, yet calculated rage, Godfrey Mann donned all 26 pairs of his girlfriend’s undergarments at one time, so it would destroy the elasticity in the waist. This was a good example of his devious pettiness; kind of pointless, yet prickish. That would show her for finishing off the watermelon and watching “Game Of Thrones” without him!

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The Penguin Is Mightier Than The Sword

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Get woke here first! Penguin porn is making a big comeback in 2020.

If the penguins at the zoo seemed to be acting suspicious this morning, it was because they were. They were planning either a heist or a revolution leading to a coup, whichever occurred first. At the risk of sounding like a close-minded penguinist, it should be cited that all penguins are lazy. Happenstance dictates their behavior. Furthermore, they all look the same, smell like rotting fish and sponge off unemployment like nobody’s business.

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