Mark “Harp” McIntyre played the harmonica like he masturbated. It was only good for him and nobody else.
“Uptown Funk In The Ghetto” by MARK RONSON WITH BRUNO MARS Vs. BUSTA RHYMES FEATURING RICK JAMES
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Worse For Wear
Able to have erratic heartbeats, maintain an erection for 18 hours, and demonstrate hours of explosive diarrhea, it’s Side Effect!
He was the greatest superhero of the 21st century, and truth be told, he knew it. With each successful achievement, his humility eroded to nothing. Now the hero, once known as Side Effect, was dubbed The Cocky Side Effect Megalomaniac. In some parts of the country, he went by the moniker, Oh No, Not Another Trump Guy. All that aside, today, he faced a challenge that would alter his life forever.
The Origin Of Thoughts And Prayers
Why did the rich guy fire 10% of his work force? Because he could afford to.
Like most impotent paradigms and empathy short cuts, the expression ‘thoughts and prayers’ was born from a congregation of old white wealthy elites with more money than they needed. Especially detached from sweat, blisters and all else that reeks of a day of honest work. It was the worst case scenario of unchecked privilege and greed gathered in one place, all nickel and diming their way to millions, then billions, leaving their dog shit footprints on the back of those less fortunate, crushing the weak, infuriating the survivors. This was the lugubrious collective known as the one percent. It smelled like dust, mold and spiderwebs.
Raisin Arizona
The California Raisin: The ‘Dilly Dilly’ of 1986.
The stranded raisin in the sun was absolutely flabbergasted, absolutely. No one ever warned it about the dangers of melanoma. And why would they? It’s as obvious as telling someone to breathe in order to survive.
The Home Of DJ Sung Mo Koo 