“Frivolous Tonight, Fuck You” by LILY ALLEN Vs. XTC

Posted on May 12, 2018 by sungmokoo

Allen - XTC

The toupee on top of the mayor’s head was skewed, which made his face look terribly uneven. The staff wanted to tell the poor man to adjust it, but instead they remained silent in fear they might hurt his fragile feelings. There was a great sense of relief when a piano fell from the sky and crushed him to death. At first, there was great horror, followed by laughter. One witness pointed out, “It’s so fucking crazy how things work out, the easiest solution to a complex problem. God has the weirdest sense of humor.”

And now, a mash up.

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Around Town With Reginald The Cat®

Posted on May 11, 2018 by sungmokoo

What? The? Fuck? Seriously. What the fuck is up with you people? All you people? By the way, yo humans, been a while, but what is wrong? As soon as I figure out how low your race truly is, you lower the bar, and then you go ahead and lower it some more. Stop it. Even the lowliest life form, the dog, think your breed is stupid. Sad. And to all you asshole idiots who wonder how the current president of the United States, Donald Trump, says the outrageous things he says; realize this. You are the problem. You are the damn oxygen to his fire: supporters and opponents alike on both sides, on all sides. Frankly, I am sick of Trump’s omnipresence, and I refuse to be that guy who speaks the obvious, like, look at how brightly the flames spread, or it is too fucking hot in here. None of it helps. By the way, you do not yet realize how much you will miss Trump after he’s gone. Believe me, it will be like the first day of meth withdrawal.

Disclaimer: The viewpoints expressed by the author do not necessarily reflect the opinions, viewpoints and official policies of sungmokoo.com. After all, it’s a God damn cat drawing.

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Sneeze Like Nobody’s Watching

Posted on May 11, 2018 by sungmokoo

Some cultures are insulted when you cover your mouth when you sneeze. They question your apparent selfishness.

Jimmy sneezed hard. It was sloppy and all over the place. Little did he realize, his life had forever changed. The sudden outburst transported him to another world in another time. Disbelief overwhelmed him. He found peculiar comfort in repeating the word, homina. For the first time, he understood the comedic nuance of Ralph Kramden. As far as his eyes could see, towers made of red crystal. So much red.

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Another Day In Clown Town

Posted on May 9, 2018 by sungmokoo

There is nothing scarier than a clown during self evaluation. Image Source

He looked at himself hard and sternly in the mirror before applying a clump of white make up to his face. Ohno The Clown was on top of his game. So much so, for the first time in the nine years of working with Cockamamie Circus Group, he did not smell the elephant manure, hay and grease paint that usually sickened him. Things were finally looking up for Ohno.

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