So You Wanna Be A Clown

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Clowning around is serious business, and a reasonable way to hide extra weight. Ask Plummet The Clown aka Obesity Clownicus III.

More important than actually being funny, one needs a good clown name. When choosing a name, it is important to think two to five years ahead. Keep in mind, what’s funny today may not be so in the future. Without a funny name, you are the worst type of clown. We can go further and say you’re the worst type of human being. After all, who goes around dressing up all freaky deaky and has a clown name like Mansun or Trump Jr.? I rest my case.

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Donald The Menace

Donald the Menace.jpgMany of us have noticed the uncanny similarity between current president of the United States, Dumpy Donald Trump and nearly extinct comic strip character, Dennis The Menace. It’s that ridiculous hair and incomprehensible impishness that could only come from a five-and-a-half-year old boy; the nearest iota of logic stemming from pitiful immaturity. So with that, I present the following mash up.

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Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood?

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Employee of the month: Steven Mnuchin. Apparently Mnu means no, thus, no chin, as in, Yes, we have Mnu bananas.

Try as you might, it is impossible to ignore this guy, the current president of the United States, “Dodging” Putin’s puppet, Donald Trump. I swear, one day in the distant future, we will all agree that Trump was the Pauly Shore of presidents, and we’ll all be wondering, “Who’s Pauly Shore?”

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The Bad, Greedy, And Cowardly

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There is a fine line between cowardice and greediness, and this guy walks back and forth and all over it. If you knew this fellow personally, you would avoid him, in fear that he would suck up all the oxygen around you. That’s how he rolls. Permission to speak freely? Assholes who love the sound of their own voice like this guy get what’s coming to them eventually. In a world where the currency is karma, Dapper Donald gets trampled to death by his small loyal base, and he feels each step as he dies. No one will care. Some will say that it didn’t happen soon enough. Many will say that he deserved it.

It is a tragic day in Santa Fe, Texas. Let’s face facts; it’s a tragic day everywhere. After ridiculous avoidable events like this school shooting, I miss the days of being scolded by a right-minded responsible president. Instead, we get this tweet from that jackass, who is currently the president of the United States, Donald Trump: School shooting in Texas. Early reports not looking good. God bless all!

These are lives lost. Not a review for the first ten minutes of a movie.

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